By Gölök Buday; The Closet Libertarian.

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I have been to hell and back, and never once have I had so many ladies want me in my entire life, or at least know about itt; but how do I find out about this mass urning? Through blunders and stupity that makes me think Laurel and Hardy started a match making service. Remind me of this the next time I decide to say polygamy isn't a bad thing, just claiming God ordered it, is.

Stupid ladies all over have done everything from hire spies to tolerate rapess to have a real man, and it's got to stop. Here's a few pointers from someone feeling quite high and mighty about himself. For instance, if someone suggests doing girl on girl or other forms of prostitution for the real man you want (he not being there ever; however a camera is); your being had and royal screwed. If someone suggests prostituting yourself for information a web search may bring up, your being had. When it's suggested you let people known to you as being pedophiles, rapists and other sociopathic criminals be protected from procecution, your being had. When someone you know as a spy opens his mouth, you really are being had. Never get heelp from meddlers like match makers, PI's (Private Investigators), TM and Religious Cults. Those are spy related as well. Don't trust other women and gay men, especially gay bashing closet faggots (assuming you know their like that). The morally indignant are the worse. Don't take the man you want for granted, as if he'll be around waiting for you all his life. Don't stalk or harass the man, especially claiming your just using a walky talky, as if you don't know HARP and Echelon are a part of this. Don't spy or have others spy on this man. Don't ever lie to a real man; don't bye into that, "It's just a white lie...", bullshit; they call it a white lie because like a white snow ball rolling down a hill, it eventually turns it to a tremendous avalanche. Don't ever compromise the man's privacy.

Now one might ask the question, how do you know this? To this I respond, never have I seen and heard more ladies seeking someone and never get laid at the same time. Never before have I seen so many intelligent women become such imbeciles in my entire life; and never have I had more women seeking me out and end up spending no time with anyone but my right hand, thank gawd I'm a humorist, or I'd blow my fucken brains out by now.

On a final note, I have to express my gratitude to the ladies who put that extra effort in balancing things so I don't end up hating them all. Especially you Nikki, your a good friend. Oh, and finally don't use psychological torture. That's a real turn off.

Gölök Buday
Closet Libertarian
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